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<Jimbo> but if Billy Mays was a Republican why didn't he do an advertisement for John McCain
<Feraligatr> because john mccaine ran a clean campaign!
<Feraligatr> wait
<Feraligatr> perhaps i should have said
<origin> that was perfect
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<Feraligatr> I bet he cleans the white house with wow green, the bastard
<!origin> that explains where our tax dollars went, multilevel marketing
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<origin> what's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenberg?
<ness> what?
<origin> one's a flaming nazi gas bag, the other is an airship
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<princess> my grandmother said something about how she was "nearly sick" at a picture of obama shaking hdands with Qaddafi
<origin> We can find one of George W Bush, Clinton, and Bush, Sr doing it to help eliviate those symptoms
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<ness> So a bishop comes running up to the pope all out of breath and says "your holiness, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
<ness> The pope sighs and says, "give me the good news."
<ness> The bishop says "jesus just returned."
<ness> The pope says, "this is incredible. This is the best news ever. What could possibly be the bad news?"
<ness> "He appeared in Salt Lake City."
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<ness> So a bishop comes running up to the pope all out of breath and says "your holiness, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
<ness> The pope sighs and says, "give me the good news."
<ness> The bishop says "jesus just returned."
<ness> The pope says, "this is incredible. This is the best news ever. What could possibly be the bad news?"
<ness> "He appeared in Salt Lake City."
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<Luis> So for Ethnic studies
<Luis> some kid wrote his essay
<Luis> on its always sunny
<origin> lol
<Luis> I want to give him a A
<origin> You get a B for grammar
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<Kayra> golf war syndrome? j/k
<!origin> golf wars are the worst, tiger woods always wins
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