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0 | The Tea Party Express stopped in Wichita today, luckily my old lady and I got some pictures and met some interesting people, here's my official essay about it. If you don't know about the Tea Party Express you're either not an American or you're one of the luckiest people on Earth. Imagine far-right people coming out of the woodwork to protest things they've imagined and to fight against "socialist" things such as complete health coverage for all citizens and "excessive spending" by Washington (DC). They also kept referring to their protest as the "countdown to judgement day", which I guess is a reference to voting democrats out of state office, but it sure is fucking creepy. Almost all, that is all except two, of the female Tea Party organizers tried their best to look like Sarah Palin, it was hilarious and sad at the same time. While I was standing by the road at the beginning of the rally, I was talking to an older woman, she was telling me about the Copenhagen Agreement, basically a new conspiracy theorist load of steamy horse shit about how environmentalists are going to take away US sovereignty. I was explaining to her how the UN and agreements actually work and that it was a draft, and it did no such thing, when a man drove by in a van and yelled "OBAMA IS LYING TO YOU!" She asked me what he said, I was going to say "I don't know", just because I didn't want to bring up a whole new topic with her, but she beat me to it by saying "Must have been something crazy, it's always the liberals who yell out of cars at people." Whoops! First of all, most people were really old, I imagine out of the 1,000 people there, at least 900 of them were over 60. While we were there an old lady even fainted and they called the socialist fire department and ambulance service to come help her. Oh the retiriony. Pictures of the socialist incidient: ![]() I'd say there were 1,000 people there, even though a nice old lady I talked to thought there were 2,000. Even the news announced that there were about 1,000 people. That news channel wasn't Fox News so it was probably a lie anyway, right? However there were counter-protesters, about 10 or so, maybe a little more, but I can't imagine more than 20. There weren't many clashes between protesters and counter protesters, except when we were taking pictures of counter-protesters, some asshole cam over and said "You people are naïve." I guess believing a big business sponsored astroturf movement and putting rich people before yourself, then ironically blaming everyone else but them when they lay you off, is not naïveté. Some guy came up and started arguing with these two lesbians about health care, he used some kind of weird strawman argument about someone holding a gun to your head to help a dying man on the street and that all taxes are like that - and he kept "just asking" if "it's okay to hold a gun to someone's head to make them do something". I pointed out that the constitution which he loves to dearly provides the State with the ability to tax him, so yes, the state constantly does have a gun against his head; I guess he thought all taxes were voluntary. Let's get to the pictures, shall we? |
Nov 04 @ 23:29 ![]() |
0 | Pro-Life Idiocy![]() Click here for the full size. His shirt says: Jesus is the judge, therefore: Abortion is Murder Homosexuality is Sin Islam is a Lie Evolution is a Delusion Feminism is Rebellion Liberalism is False Religion Conservative is Pretend Sai... Did I mention that these people also had a giant picture of a dead fetus and were there protesting abortion. Let's ignore the fact that they were preaching to the choir for the most part, and discuss that I think they're sick fucks for even having things like this. I'm for promoting adoptions over abortions, honestly, and I can't even stand this stuff. They also had their giant abortion truck with dead babies all over it, and they also had images of dead babies everywhere else throughout the rally. -- Here they are from the front: (Linked because it would not resize properly) Click here to view it. -- ![]() Click here for the full size. This guy was ranting at this guy with a camera about this homosexual agenda and European influence is destroying America, etc. I guess he forgot America is based on English (they're European) common law, or of course the fact that the US was founded by Europeans. -- ![]() Click here for the full size. Here's the abortion truck. This guy lives about 5 blocks from me, and I see his truck fairly often. I just don't know what kind of sick fuck it takes to ride around in a van like that. I mean I respect your position, but damn. This isn't any different to me than when they have those pro-Choice rallies and people have like coathangers and stuff as a gag. I also understand the whole "freedom of speech" thing, which makes me wonder if I had a truck with cuss words and tits all over it, I imagine I'd get in a lot of trouble for corrupting the youth, but apparently showing people dead babies won't do that. -- (Linked because it wouldn't resize) Click here for the full size. Anti-Abortion sign. That's the last of the anti-Abortion stuff, I promise. |
Nov 05 @ 01:22 ![]() |
0 | ![]() Click here for the full size. ![]() Click here for the full size. Geriatrics of the world unite! ![]() Click here for the full size. Don't worry, Death was there just incase any of them died. |
Nov 05 @ 02:19 ![]() |
0 | Funny/Retarded Signs![]() Click here for the full size. Apparently the only choices are Tea Party Kool-Aid and official Soviet Russia Kool-Aid; at least the latter will taste like the blood of the working class and not Bengay and Metamucil. |
Nov 05 @ 02:19 ![]() |
0 | ![]() Click here for the full size. "Quit stealing my future!" I'm not sure whose future this 40+ year old woman was referring to. |
Nov 05 @ 02:20 ![]() |
0 | ![]() Click here for the full size. "Help me put... the fed back into the bottle." I guess the Federal Reserve is some sort of genie? |
Nov 05 @ 02:20 ![]() |
0 | ![]() Click here for the full size. "Govt Con...? Health Care = Euthanasia" As yes, repeating the old "death panel" myth. I guess in Europe they have to deal with the constant execution of the weak and undesirables. |
Nov 05 @ 02:20 ![]() |
0 | ![]() Click here for the full size. "Socialism .... 'it's good for everybody' ... (unless you want to work hard, save, and retire.)" I thought the people's revolution would create a system where people could retire at 50 with full pay? |
Nov 05 @ 02:22 ![]() |
0 | ![]() Click here for the full size. There were a lot of Tiahrt signs, and as I approached the center of the Tiahrt sign holders, it was quite clear from the boxes of bumper stickers and other things, as well as official campaign shirts that they were staffers and not real supporters in the full sense of the word. |
Nov 05 @ 02:22 ![]() |
0 | ![]() Click here for the full size. Someone should email this guy a link to Wikipedia, as Russia has been freemarket for nearly 20 years and Syria isn't socialist at all. |
Nov 05 @ 02:23 ![]() |
0 | ![]() Click here for the full size. "Taxed Excessively Already" I'm not sure if they had "USA!" enough, maybe a total of seven would have been better? |
Nov 05 @ 02:23 ![]() |
0 | ![]() Click here for the full size. There were a few Ayn Rand supporters from the local state University. |
Nov 05 @ 02:23 ![]() |
0 | ![]() Click here for the full size. There should be a comma after Mistake. Also, shouldn't the M be something about Muslims or something? |
Nov 05 @ 02:23 ![]() |
0 | ![]() Click here for the full size. I was told that if I just cut the sleeves off my shirt I'd fit right on, I guess they were right. Signs say: "Nobama Deathcare" "Vote out anyone who votes for anymore gov't-run anything" "As a Mom... KANSAS" I'm not sure what that last one means. |
Nov 05 @ 02:24 ![]() |
0 | ![]() Click here for the full size. The classic "Don't tread on me" flag "Stop Obammunism" |
Nov 05 @ 02:24 ![]() |
0 | ![]() Click here for the full size. "Paint the white house red in 2010" There is no presidential election in 2010, so I hope this isn't some sort of threat. |
Nov 05 @ 02:24 ![]() |
0 | ![]() Click here for the full size. I guess it's OK to make vailed threats to congress when you believe in problems that aren't real and that you're some kind of revolutionary. |
Nov 05 @ 02:25 ![]() |
0 | ![]() Click here for the full size. "Let's declare indepedence again!" I'm sure England would be both surprised and confused. |
Nov 05 @ 02:25 ![]() |
0 | Funny/Retarded Shirts![]() Click here for the full size. This guy's shirt says "Too big to fail", I'm inclined to agree. |
Nov 05 @ 02:25 ![]() |
0 | ![]() Click here for the full size. Shirt says "I'm not Timothy McVeigh" |
Nov 05 @ 02:26 ![]() |
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